01 3 / 2012
The Saddest IM Conversation
- 1: Do you think Tim Riggins would see John Carter?
- 2: I dont think tim riggins is a movie person
- his time and money can be spent better ways
- like girls and booze
- 1: Has Tim Riggins seen Star Wars?
- 2: "Maybe… once. I think. That the one with the flashlight swords?"
- 1: But if pressed he has to have a favorite movie right? Like even people who don't like movies have favorites.
- 2: van wilder
- 1: This made me depressed
24 2 / 2012
at the buzzfeed office and we were talking about Carmelo Anthony and about how like, when he’s on, he’s on, but like, fuck when he’s off and when he is on it’s very “oh not a care in the world it’s been like this it’s always been like this” and it makes perfect sense we traded away an entire roster for him because he’s a solid ass basketball player and then oh damn suddenly you can’t shoot for shit and it’s amazing how his presence just sort of slinks away with this pissy look on his face that’s all “if I’m bad I might as well not even be here, don’t talk to me, don’t look at me” because he only lives in his success and never his failures (and sure, plenty of athletes are this way, but stick with me) and I was like “hmm reminds me of someone else I know” so I scooted over to the computer and yep, sure enough
Also if you’re all “How can Jeremy Lin be so sweet and humble and Christian and couch sleeping but then seem super full of himself when he sinks a 3” it’s because he’s a Virgo cusp Leo of course.
18 2 / 2012
Saturday 2/18/12 - 3:20 p.m.
- 1: but yeah, second time this week I made out during "I wanna dance with somebody"
- 2: I have to add this to my growing list of ways you and bobby brown are just alike
- "blames it on Whitney"
- will have to join "stuck in the 90s"
- 1: LOL
- 2: and "black R&B star"
- 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- LAUGHING ALONE IN THE OFFICE
- OH NO
- I JUST REALIZED IM ALSO LAUGHING ALONE WITH SALAD
- 2: *Drops Mic* *Walks Off*