Do you guys remember when Red Auerbach lost that drunken bet to Fred Schaus and had to sign a sloth to play for the Celtics? No? The sloth was eventually cut because it got into a fist fight with Dave Cowens? Really? None of this rings a bell? Well it’s why sloths can’t play in the NBA to this day.
[Which is why it’s crazy that Bobby Simmons is back with the Clippers]