24 2 / 2012
The children’s book I wrote about Mitt Romney being a terrible dog owner has been published. That’s right! You can own a dead-tree copy. How very 21st century.
23 2 / 2012
![I made this for work today. I’m awkwardly proud of it.
[The Growing Danger Of Vanilla Ice And Guy Fieri’s Friendship]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzv4941nYd1qchnw4o1_500.jpg)
I made this for work today. I’m awkwardly proud of it.
[The Growing Danger Of Vanilla Ice And Guy Fieri’s Friendship]
18 2 / 2012
Saturday 2/18/12 - 3:20 p.m.
- 1: but yeah, second time this week I made out during "I wanna dance with somebody"
- 2: I have to add this to my growing list of ways you and bobby brown are just alike
- "blames it on Whitney"
- will have to join "stuck in the 90s"
- 1: LOL
- 2: and "black R&B star"
- 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- LAUGHING ALONE IN THE OFFICE
- OH NO
- I JUST REALIZED IM ALSO LAUGHING ALONE WITH SALAD
- 2: *Drops Mic* *Walks Off*
